Killer Mold in Outer Space (And Also in Your Basement)
If you’ve ever watched a sci-fi thriller and thought, “Thank goodness that killer mold colony is stuck on Mars,” I’ve got some news for you: It’s already here — and it’s growing on drywall in your basement.
Okay, maybe it’s not technically extraterrestrial, but some of the mold I’ve seen during inspections over the past 22 years could absolutely be cast in a low-budget space horror movie. Or, just an old Sci-fi movie from 1965 Well, not really, but if you would like to know more about mold in outer space, click here “Mutiny in Outer Space” I recently inspected a property where the mold growth was so bold and expansive, I half-expected it to demand its own zip code and a Netflix special.
We’re talking entire walls covered in visible mold — dark patches, fuzzy clusters, and that unmistakable “uh-oh” smell. If you’ve never seen mold bloom on drywall, imagine someone spilled a latte, left it there for six months, and then invited humidity and poor ventilation to join the party.
When Mold Goes Mission Control
While the “killer mold” jokes practically write themselves (and trust me, I try), there’s nothing funny about the reality. Mold thrives in damp environments, and once it finds a cozy spot — whether it’s behind baseboards, in an attic, or under your favorite area rug — it doesn’t need much to turn into a full-blown problem.
Over the past 22 years, I’ve encountered significant mold growth in every kind of building imaginable. From century-old farmhouses to brand-new builds, no structure is immune if moisture is present. And yes, people try to fix it with bleach — which is kind of like putting a bandage on a busted pipe. Nice try, but no.
So What Should You Do?
If you spot mold in your home (or spaceship), don’t panic — but definitely don’t ignore it. Whether it’s a small patch or a wall that looks like it’s auditioning for Alien vs. Drywall, it’s a sign of a deeper issue. The key is to find and fix the source of moisture and assess the extent of the growth — and that’s where we come in.
Give Us a Call (No Spacesuit Required)
If you’re dealing with visible mold or just want peace of mind about what’s lurking behind your walls, give our office a call or shoot us an email. We’re happy to help — no drama, no pressure, just honest insight from someone who’s seen it all (and lived to tell the tale — mold-free).
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